Social PPE
personal protective equipment (ppe)for those suffering from haphophobia (the fear of touching).
friend 1: “why does that girl wear a long-sleeved sweater even in the middle of summer?”
friend 2: “it’s social ppe in case anyone tries to hug her.”
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