social whore


the person who everyone is friends with, but who has no specific group of friends. this person will flit from group to group of people at a gathering and act like great buddies with all of them. despite their popular appearance, social wh-r-s are often left ‘out of the loop’ for the simple reason that everbody thinks they belong to somebody else.
“where’s jess?”
“oh, n-body invited her. she’s such a social wh-r- that we didn’t know if she was part of our ‘group'”
noun.

1. a person who uses people for what positive feedback he can get, then moves on to the next person to get more.
the social wh-r- worked his way through the crowd, using people for their postive feedback and greetings as he went.
a person who seeks affection from different people even if he/she is already seeing somebody. will most likely play a little grab -ss and fooly cooly with other people. the social wh-r- tends to throw around the words “i love you” without having any meaning behind these words. therefor hurting the person who actually fell in love with said social wh-r- in the first place.
cindy: i love you! oh, i love you so much! how could i ever live without you?
(noun) one who runs their entire life based on social events and networking. related to the social b-tterfly.
nicole: i need to check my facebook and see what events i have coming up. if i stay home, i might lose it!

renee: you are such a social wh-r-.
someone in a committed relationship who flirts intensely without the intimate follow through.
yeah, that jeb kenestas is such a social wh-r-; he was all over my facebook while his girlfriend was out of town.
jessica moore, the essence of a social wh-r–ism.
jessica: hey baby, i luv you!!
ben: hi jessica, i luv you too!!

jessica: hey baby, i luv you!!
clint: hey jess, i luv you too!!

jessica: hey baby, you’re the only one for me..i luv you!!
joe: hey jess, i luv you..wanna f-ck?
jessica: no.

jessica: hey baby, i luv you!!!!
jordan: who the f-ck are you?
jessica: im the stalker, that always follows you, and loves your hair cause its a like a women, and im a lesbian. wanna f-ck.
jordan: nah ho i be chillin in compton with the real b-tchs.

jessica: oh im gonna go cry!!! and tell my problems to eph, my fb, that i get drunk with every single f-cking weekend.

jessica: i love you all, buh bi!!
someone who has a particularly active mysp-ce account. they might post a bulliten to only one person. this is a person who feels they need to be “nice” (well-liked) by everyone
lauren: i need to check my mysp-ce
hannah:your such a social wh-r-
lauren: what does that even mean?
hannah: b-tch please

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