Socialize the dog


1.using your untrained dog as an excuse to meet women

2.taking your untrained dog to a park as a means to meet underage girls
mike: did you hear? slade was arrested when he tried to socialize the dog!

john: oh man, i had no idea he was such a sick b-st-rd.

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