Socially Agile


a clever way of saying you’re single. the ability to be with who you want, when you want, where you want, and with no need to report on your activity to a significant other or to be somewhere when you just don’t feel like it. best thrown out at a c-cktail party or some sort of business convention.
girl: so you’re single?

guy: well… i’m socially agile.

girl: haha. what does that mean?

guy: it means, “can i get your number?”

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