socialsomnia


to add someone on a social network and by the time they add you back, you have zero clue who they are #socialsomnia
“i just noticed that heidi and i are now friends on facebook. i have no idea who the h-ll she is. she’s hot though. wish i didn’t have socialsomnia.”

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