societal crush
having a crush on someone famous.
liking a celebrity that obviously other people like.
girl 1: i like { insert celebrity name here }
girl 2: i like himtoo. he ‘s a good actor
girl 1: no, i mean like like. like i have a crush on him.
girl 2: that’s just a societal crush.
girl 1: what do you mean?
girl 2: a lot of people have a crush on him, so it’s a societal crush.
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