sock gagged
when you take one the socks off the girl you are banging at the moment and put it in her mouth right before you both finish. usually used to keep a loud moaner quiet. puting tape over the mouth to keep sock in afterwards is recommended.
herbert: “dude! janet and me threw it all down last night!”
marty: “yeah right, i didn’t hear anything. i know how loud she gets.”
herbert: “you think i’m lying, b-ttmunch? i sock gagged her -ss! she don’t say sh-t with that slouch sock in her mouth.”
marty: “true dat n-gg-.”
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