Sock-head


a person who wears their beanie lightly set upon their head, so that the beanie sticks out and it looks like they have a sock on their head
adam: “whats up with that kids beanie?”

brad: “oh dude thats a sock-head”
when your girl pulls a nylon stocking down over her head and sucks your d-ck. the feel of her nylon lips and wet silky tongue against your shaft is such a rush. it also catches most of the spooge so she can choose to eat it or wear it.
man: its my birthday an i just got one wish…

woman: whats that babe…

man: i want you to give me sockhead tonight!

woman: just let me bust out my pantyhose…
(n). one who habitually wears a wool stocking cap even when its ninety degrees out, dresses in sweatpants, and listens to “nu” metal.
at the heavy metal show, there were plenty of old school headbangers, but no sockheads.
term to describe a fan of the late, great mtv cult show sifl & olly. see also crescent fresh.
“gawd, i’m such a sockhead.”
“but dude, that’s crescent fresh.”
“super cres.”
a person who has a weak chin or a fat neck so their profile looks like one of someone with a sock dragged over their head.
‘man that girls got a fat neck!’
‘yeah she’s a right sock head’
when a man takes a sock and draws a funny face on the end of it and then puts it on his p-n-s and runs around a public place flapping it side to side.
the football game was nice, but there was a sock head who ran out on the field during halftime.
a girl who wears a sock over there ponytail. its a look. i guess.
wow look at that sock head

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