Sock Shots
“sock shots” refers to the practice of soaking your socks in alcohol, wearing the socks out to the bars, and then ringing the socks out into your mouth to save money on alcohol.
many of the more clever folk will wear multiple layers of sock shots, preferably soaked in homemade corn liquor, thereby exponentially decreasing the amount of money they need to spend that night on alcohol.
“dude, i’m just not drunk enough. i wish i had just $5 more…”
“man… you should have worn some sock shots tonight! i was walking around in mine all night, so they were a bit salty, but i’m drunk as sh-t and saved like $8!”
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