Sock Surprise!
(verb) the act of placing a sock in your crotch area to simulate a rather large p-n-s. you then head out to the clubs (or wherever) and grind on girls who then presume you are sporting a rather nice/large package. upon bringing one home, as she begins to unb-tton your pants, you brush her hand away…reach down to grab the sock out of your pants and (gently) whap it across her face while saying “sock surprise! b-tch! i’ve got a small p-n-s, now let’s do it!”
– see also dirty sock surprise
guy 1: dude! that chick was hot last night…how’d you get her home?
guy 2: peac-ck quality display, man…then i nailed her with a sock surprise!
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