Sockinating
when you masterbaite and don’t want to get your c-m anywhere, you put a sock on when you have a b-n-r and masterbaite.
guy 1: man, i masterbaited twice while my parents left.
guy 2: with a sock?
guy 1: h-ll yea!
guy 2: ugh, you do too much sockinating.
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