sockspander
1. the article used for ‘enlarging’ the male genitalia by placing socks in the groin area of trousers, other items may suffice such as toilet tissue, half cuc-mbers etc. usually performed by mediocre musicians on the pub circuit in the vague hope that some bimbo will think they have a huge w-nger
2. a person who sockspands
‘that chris is hung like a horse!’
‘nah he’s a sockspander – if he were really that big he’d get a hernia with those jeans’
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