Soda bandit
when someone goes into a self serve restaurant and asks for a cup of water but fills the cup with soda, gets caught, and is banned from the restaurant for life.
karen aka the soda bandit has been banned from many restaurants over the years for taking soda after she asked for a cup of water.
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