Soda Cheese
a solution made to be one of the most disgusting substances on earth. multiple components with no relation were added to create soda cheese. the ingredients are as follows:
-1/2 sprite
-1/3 milk
-1/6 dr pepper
-10 tic tacs (per pliter)
-1 twilzzler (per pliter)
-5 mini marshmallows (per pliter)
this mixture is first allowed a period of 24 hours to ferment. it is then blended to a thin consistency. next, the solution is contained in a cow’s bladder, and forced through the digestive track of a recently deceased giraffe. the sheep’s bladder is cut open with an overly rusted spoon, and the liquid is separated into pliters.
employee: h-llo, how may i help you?
customer: hi, i would like to purchase one pliter of soda cheese.
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