Soda Shotgun
when someone opens a soda and it sprays all over you.
guy 1: mmm mtn. dew!
-opens-
guy 2: what the h-ll?! you sprayed that sh-t all over the place!! you soda shotgunned me!
guy 1: sorry.
(also works with -j-c-l-t–n. c-m shotgun)
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