Soda Yoda


a soda yoda is a soda whose drinker talks like the star wars character yoda the whole time he drinks the soda. for example, instead of saying “this soda is yummy,” a soda yoda would say, “yummy this soda is.”
“that guy talks funny and he’s got a cup in his hand–must be a soda yoda!” “finish this soda, i must, for a soda yoda, i am.”

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