Sodding wank


someone who spends the whole day thinking with their head up their urethra or v-g-n- and who should be masturbating instead of having their head lodged inside their pee holes.

derogatory used to describe someone incredibly stupid.
jim: wtf mary jane wont stop getting high at four twenty pm after skewl
bob: sodding w-nk

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