SODO Salmon
b-m sh-t.
as bill exited the taxi cab on his way to the door of “satsumi”, a posh little sushi bar downtown; he noticed an unwrapped snickers bar on the sidewalk. this must be my lucky day, thought bill as he picked up the suprisingly soft chocolate treat. as he bit the loaf, his heart sank, realizing the peanuts were supposed to be inside of the bar making this, in fact, a sodo salmon.
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