Sodomizing Gun of Truth
the act of shoving a gun (preferably a rifle or shotgun) into the -n-s of someone keeping a fact from you, and then threatening to pull the trigger if they don’t tell you whatever you want to know.
michael: d-mnit jake, tell me who tea-bagged me at last night’s party!
jake: no! i’ll never tell!
michael: then say h-llo to my little friend, the sodomizing gun of truth!
jake: oh sh-t! okay fine, it was that f-g redgy!
michael: wrong answer b-tch!
jake: no i’m a virgin!
michael: spread em’!
shotgun: (boom!)
jake’s -n-s: (kersplat)!!!
michael: that fool, he should’ve known that redgy was to busy giving that other queer ben a cleveland steamer to come and tea-bag me!
the act of shoving a gun (preferably a rifle or shotgun) into the -n-s of someone keeping a fact from you, and then threatening to pull the trigger if they don’t tell you whatever you want to know.
michael: d-mnit jake, tell me who tea-bagged me at last night’s party!
jake: no! i’ll never tell!
michael: then say h-llo to my little friend, the sodomizing gun of truth!
jake: oh sh-t! okay fine, it was that f-g redgy!
michael: wrong answer b-tch!
jake: no i’m a virgin!
michael: spread em’!
shotgun: (boom!)
jake’s -n-s: (kersplat)!!!
michael: that fool, he should’ve known that redgy was to busy giving that other queer ben a cleveland steamer to come and tea-bag me!
the act of shoving a gun (preferably a rifle or shotgun) into the -n-s of someone keeping a fact from you, and then threatening to pull the trigger if they don’t tell you whatever you want to know.
michael: d-mnit jake, tell me who tea-bagged me at last night’s party!
jake: no! i’ll never tell!
michael: then say h-llo to my little friend, the sodomizing gun of truth!
jake: oh sh-t! okay fine, it was that f-g redgy!
michael: wrong answer b-tch!
jake: no i’m a virgin!
michael: spread em’!
shotgun: (boom!)
jake’s -n-s: (kersplat)!!!
michael: that fool, he should’ve known that redgy was to busy giving that other queer ben a cleveland steamer to come and tea-bag me!
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