sofa injunction


when your wife insists you sleep on the couch after she finds out the details of your super injunction and stops believing that you and that cheap wh-r- are “just friends”.
jon: i hear ryan giggs got served a sofa injunction.
emma: ouch. that’s got to hurt.
jon: not really, he’s pretty into shemming.

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