Sofa Sexual, Sofasexual


a person (be they straight, gay, lesbian, or other) who will sleep with either s-x just so they can have a sofa to sleep on (i.e. a roof over their head).
reason for the definition and term sofa s-xual, sofas-xual is. i observed a guy once who swore up and down he was gay, but a week later i saw him hanging all over a girl (acting all boyfriend girlfriend like with her), just so he could have a sofa to sleep on.

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