sofa ski
a lady sits between two naked gentlemen on a sofa. she grips their ski poles in her hands and she’s off on the down hill slalom, climaxing in two sticky white snow b-lls in her hands.
“we had a great night last night! mary was sofa skiing with dave and i”
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