Sofa Tactics


to behave in combat the way a sofa would.
i will employ my sofa tactics as necessary.

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    a howardism (see howardlife) for g-ds and earths, as used by the 5 percenters, i.e. the nation of g-ds and earths. todd 1: peace todd. todd 2: peace todd, who that? todd 1: its the todd, todd, what? todd 2: howardlife, whats the deal with your bertha? todd 1: real freds know the neal. peace […]

  • toffee on the mace

    to receive f-ll-t– from an individual when you have no intention of s-xually satisfying said individual or progressing to full s-xual intercourse. “did you pull in that club last night?” “yeah, but she was a minger so just got toffee on the mace and f-cked off”

  • Toffee Stix!

    a word used to express ones inter anger. other phrases like toffee stix are holy cr-p or holy john tavares. often used with holy as a prefix. holy toffee stix! that stupid quaz m-ffin thinks he is abacus eating that m-ffin without giving me a piece. i’m going to go abo zai on his b-tt.

  • krispy neck

    some f-cking good head. she kept givin me that krispy neck all night long.

  • Curtis Manning

    the living contradiction to the term “the black guy always dies first.” curtis manning can be seen on 24 kicking -ss side by side with jack bauer.


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