Soft Body


one who cannot play through pain and will stop playing for any slight discomfort.
“mike is so soft body.”
“i know. he only got hit in the face with the ball and had to come out of the game.”
an attractive and curvaceous female who, while clearly doesn’t work out every day, looks better for it.
dan: check out that hardbody over by the stop sign.

joe: actually i’d prefer her softbody friend as she would jiggle lightly when spanked, and who would bounce while riding me.

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