Soft Collins


when a man rubs his flaccid member on an unsuspecting woman.
“that guy bill in our cl-ss is so gross”
“he doesn’t seem that bad.”
“trust me, he gave me a soft collins the other day!”
“ew!”
#flaccid #member #p-n-s #gross

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