soft cursing
(british person language skills challenge!!)
a way to use street/gutter type terms, ‘manipulated’ in such a verbose (wordy) way they could be used in polite, ‘christian’ society! (or in church!)
i personally love to do this, and have been doing so for years…it gets a guaranteed huh? and often; a chuckle! a great way to ‘de-crude’, crude!!
real handy, in a ‘holier-than-thou’ (squeaky-clean) environment!!
steve used soft cursing to strongly encourage his co-worker to apply a vacuum to his r-ct-m!! (i.e. suck/suckle my -ss!!)
let me strongly urge you to depart and have s-x with yourself!!
she suggested he go have ‘relations’ with himself
suckle my dual function drainage hose!!
the trooper had ‘unnatural’ s-x with me!!
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