soft daddy
term for someone who is commonly thought to be a rugged and tough adventurer, but is in secret a lover of luxury who prefers to stay in 5-star hotels, while telling friends otherwise.
mr. smith had an ill-strious train-hopping past, but in old age had become a soft daddy, preferring dinners at momof-ku to eating out of dumpsters. see also: fauxbo.
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