Soft Off
the complete opposite of a hard on. it wasn’t coined by that other douche bag. it was on “i hope they serve beer in h-ll”. anyway. it’s when ur d-ck is 6900 percent flaccid.
that b-tch is so ugly that i got a soft off when she walked in to this t-tty bar.
not a hard on. when a d-ck can not get enough blood flow to make s-x or handys fun.
“i did too much c-ke to have s-x. i had a soft off the whole time.”
“when she took everything off i sported a soft off”
not being able to get a erection.
that chick is such a b-tch she gave me a “softoff”.
the total opposite of a hard on. hence soft off, with soft being the opposite of hard and off being the opposite of on. lol. a term coined by urs truly. used to describe the condition of a d-ck when seeing something totally unatural and f-cking disgusting.
wow emily’s -ss is sooo f-cking wak!!! it’s like a big block of textureless sh-t. if i saw her naked, i wud definately get a soft off.
Read Also:
- Salty Drop
when a fantasy football manager gets mad that he misses the playoffs and drops all his star players! i’m about to salty drop my whole squad!
- Samantha Lobbo
p–pface or sadcase but cute. nice botty, would love to tap that ghetto -ss. samantha lobbo lost her ground.
- Rodney King beezy
very unattractive girl. a female that is so attrocious looking that she looks beat. as well as a chick you can take home and just beat that p-ssy up. example 1. joe: “d-mn that b-tch is beat!” steven:”she’s that rodney king beezy i was tellin you about” example 2. “im so on one i just […]
- king lake dike
when the state said that king lake was in a flood plain and couldn’t build any more, the residents raised and spent several million dollars building a dike. what makes it interesting is that the residents wouldn’t take government money because strings were attached. the king lake dike was over built, and seems out of […]
- King of Flop
nickname for vlade divac. vlade divac’s reputation for flopping on the basketball court has earned him the nickname king of flop.