Soft Serve Status
when a larger female (or occasionally male) is squeezed into pants so tight that she has m-ffin top to such an incredible degree that she resembles a cone of soft serve ice cream.
wow, that girl should really stick to sweat pants…those skinny jeans really push her into soft serve status.
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