soft shelling



when your p*n*s has been smushed against your jeans for a while and it looks small when you take it out.
i keep soft sh*lling, so when girls ask to see it they laugh at first.
when your p*n*s has been smushed against your jeans for a while and it looks small when you take it out.
i keep soft sh*lling, so when girls ask to see it they laugh at first.

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