the idea of management treating it’s employees badly, and then treating them slightly less bad to induce a false sense of caring. similar to stockholm syndrome. if you were struck with a broom handle every day simply because you existed, the day your captor switched to the soft side of the broom would leave you feeling much better despite the fact that you were still struck for no reason.
ssgt- hey airman…i know we’re pulling twelves this week, but i’m gonna cut you out half an hour early today as a thanks for all the hard work
a1c- golly gee, that’s so nice of the ssgt
sra- more like “the soft side of the broom” but i’ll take whatever time off i can get…
- toe bungle
a sock with a bunch of holes at the end i got dressed too fast this morning and accidently put on a toe bungle.
a g*y man with 2 inches long for a c*ck, usually has no s*x life will you help me, no ive got no inches cause i’m a muratovic
- slip and score
a s*xual slip and slide hey jessica wanna go to the slip and score.
- meh abcs
what hipster lil kids say before signing the alphabet kid 1: imma learn meh abc’s kid 2: sick. lego kid 1: abcd….