soft skills


the ability to hold a p-n-s in your mouth until it is soft.

this term is often thrown around in the corporate world when referring to a person’s customer service skills (which are basically the same thing).
manager: bob, you need to work more on your soft skills.

worker: my name is steve.

manager: sorry, i couldn’t understand you with my p-n-s in your mouth.

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