soft toilet paper phase


similar to honeymoon phase but in the business world. its the short period after someone leaves a business to start their own business, or the original business changes hands. it is characterized by better quality and more expensive toilet paper. it usually ends after a short time when the new owner/boss decides that it was important to cut costs and comfort. it is a symbolization of how a new owner thinks the people working there deserve better until they turn into the same kind of boss they replaced.
i looked forward to when adam bought the business from his dad mike, but after the soft toilet paper phase it became the same old grind

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