Softhurst


1. a bloke that cannot get his johnson hard, in any situation, on any given night.

2. limp-d-ck syndrome, a rare but harsh condition.

3. andrew tolhurst.
person 1: ‘i just couldn’t get hard for her’

person 2: ‘thats such a softhurst’

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