a unit that goes from 0 to 10, or sometimes 11, used to measure softness.
“this pillow is so fluffy!! i reckon it must be at least an 8 softmetres!”
when you take a selfie with your squad shut up and take a squelfie
- staff retreat
a corporate team building excersise designed to foster better staff releations, and improve communication. usually an overnight or weekend event. traditional fuelled by alcohol and bed hoping. last yeast staff retreat was a real orgy. a corporate team building excersise designed to foster better staff releations, and improve communication. usually an overnight or weekend event. […]
- stuff piece
a woman of no s-xual morals let’s totally go bone some stuff pieces tonight
- sweet b*n*rs dude
something truly awesome, unexpected, epic, life-changing, fantastic or truly quality. i found an un-opened slim jim on the side walk!!! f-ckin sweet b-n-rs dude!!!
- tender d*ck therapy
providing emotional relief to a stranger or acquaintance by softly, and non-l-stfully using your member to m-ssage, penetrate, caress, and showcase a willing female in emotional distress. jessica, just dumped by her boyfriend, got some tender d-ck therapy from chris on a rainy night in nyc.