Softshell Crab Sandwich
(also known as pocquoson delight)when a chick has a yeast infection that is so bad, that her p-b-s are crusted up and resemble a fried softsh-ll crab. in order to get to the honey hole, you have to slap two pieces of bread on that thang and eat through the crust like a softsh-ll crab sandwich. the fresh discharge serves as a tartar sauce subst-tute.
paddy, upon finding the entrance blocked, reached into his pocket, pulled out two slices of bread, and made himself a “softsh-ll crab sandwich”. two minutes later he was in.
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