Softstache


the result of some post-p-b-scent male allowing the full glory of their first facial hair blossom into a creepy, yet baby-soft mustache. it’s vaguely french, curiously gross, and -never- appealing.
there’s this kid in my soph-m-re cl-ss who waxes his softstache and brags about how he’ll now be able to bag all the babes, but i think he looks like a budding pedo.

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