soggy bagel
soggy bagel is a game that is played with a bunch of guys. the game itself is a circle jerk with two rules after the first person starting the game has jerked off into the bagel: 1. when the bagel is p-ssed to you, you jerk off into it 2. the last one to jerk off into the bagel as it gets p-ssed around has to eat it.
1: “what’s up shirley? how is bill?”
“oh he’s had a busy day at work, so he’s playing some soggy bagel with his co-workers”
“you guys were hungry so you had to turn your wacking session into a game of soggy bagel?!”
when you are f-cking a biscuit and eventually you c-m in it. then,it starts to become soggy and you eat it.
i was so horney last night that i had a soggy bagel.
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