soggy burrito
derogatory nickname for augie garrido, long-time head coach of the university of texas baseball team.
soggy burrito is famous for playing small ball and getting arrested for drunk driving at the cow college of austin.
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- soggy french toast
a. when the chef ruins what could’ve been delicious french toast by battering it to death in egg and only half cooking. b. to have your period oh!! my mom didnt flush her soggy french toast.
- Soggy Q-Tip
the s-xual act of putting your p-n-s into your partner’s ear and then -j-c-l-t-ng into the ear c-n-l as if placing a soggy q-tip into one’s ear. after a long night of pledge-ship, patrick decided to relieve his stress by giving his sleeping roommate matt a soggy q-tip.
- Sploough
to -j-c-l-t- or lauch “ahh man your dog splooughed all over my leg.”
- Spykstra
a spykstra is a type of person, they are just those kind of people you want dead. they are f-cking r-t-rded. they have c-ck in there mouth. and they talk like they have a s-xual disease making them uncomfortable. spykstra eats from a donkeys -ss
- Squarble
the act of sucking a p-n-s. geez jordan, you need to not squarble so much