Soggy Monkey
when one receives a very sloppy bl-wj-b while the girl puffs out her cheeks (like a monkey), then when the d-ck is wet enough, slip it in her ear. extra points if the ear drum is punctured.
dude, i think my girl is deaf after we tried the soggy monkey last night!
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