Soggy Noodle
a tepid and dull individual, feigning disinterest in order to conceal a lack of verve.
after multiple failed attempts at loosening sally up, the gentleman halted his efforts and deemed her a soggy noodle.
2. limp d-ck.
see also: impotence, v–gr-, cialis
“dude, i was trying to get it on with shananiquay, but all i could muster was a soggynoodle.”
a famous postwh-r- on i-club. one who post just to post.
see postwh-r-.
dude, don’t be a soggynoodles on this forum too.
a diarehtic expulsion of chicken product.
“i went to kfc last night and it didn’t sit well. i’m going to be doing a soggynoodle all day long.”
a p-n-s which is wet due to failure to achieve an erection during a bl-w j-b.
a woman gives a man a bl-w j-b, but he remains flaccid. since his p-n-s is wet and limp it is similar to a soggy noodle.
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