Soggy Turtle
similar to the turtle head, only much more moisture saturated and holding to long is likely to result in a peanut b-tter sandwich type pasting of your b-tt checks without soiling your undergarments.
o’boy i have a soggy turtle if i don’t hit the toilet he is going to be taking a swim.
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