solar enema


idiomatic noun; a polite euphemism for “blowing sunshine up the -ss,” or in other words, when someone makes deceptively encouraging or unctuous statements, or false promises, for dishonest purposes like covering up a bad situation or gaining influence with the listener(s).
ceo: “i know you employees are all concerned about more lay-offs, but senior management sincerely believes that our company has effectively right-sized to optimize efficiency and to achieve our goals for profitability. i am satisfied that our jobs are secure…” worker #1: “do you believe mr. big boss? whose goals and jobs is he talking about–i bet by ‘ours’ he mostly means the good ol’ boys in the boardroom!” worker #2: “you called it, sister! flush that solar enema where jargony newspeak belongs.”

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