Soldotna
a small town in alaska as ugly as h-ll. the majority of the population have a meth lab in their bas-m-nt. soldotna has a horrible junior a hockey team called the brown bears. there is a fred meyers there. other than that there isn’t much there.
astronaut 1: what the h-ll is all of that sh-t spewing out of the earth?
astronaut 2: soldotna
a bustling town on the kenai peninsula in alaska. known for its absolute devotion to sarah palin and cheesy tourism promotions. it is a nice place to visit, but if you stick around you’ll probably want to commit an hero.
tourist: “soldotna is the king salmon capital of the world!”
resident: “i dont give a f-ck.”
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