Solera
this really cool girl who lives in kennesaw, georgia with a smokin’ hot body. her whole family has interesting names like this, but hers is far more awesomer than ari or durian. she has a new guy expressing their love to her about every other week, but she remains to keep it cool. she isn’t a wh-r-, which is kind of odd because if i looked like that, i’d turn out to be the biggest sl-t this town has seen. oh yeah and she lives down the street from joe. and she lives across the street from these black people who stash marijuana in their floorboards. issac lives down the street too, but he’s jewish so no one cares. she’s recieved many nicknames, the most popular being f-gnuleo(which somehow formed from disorting her last name). soleraitis is a disease, meaning someone who has become very fond of solera. all in all, solera’s pretty much amazing.
dude, lets call solera and invite her to our pool so we can see her in a bikini!
h-ll yeah, and then we can give her a few shots and maybe she’ll take it off!
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