solipsistic shit
the solipsistic sh-t (or solipsh-t) is the sh-t you know you’ve taken, but when you check the bowl, there’s nothing in there. this actually has a logical explanation. 9 times out of 10 when this occurs, the sh-t you took was so powerful and so heavy, that you basically dropped an anchor in the b-tch, and the sh-t sunk to the bottom of the toilet half way down the drain and you just didn’t see it.
person 1: man, i just this m-ssive sh-t and i know i did, but there was nothing in the toilet when i looked.
person 2: looks like you’ve experienced the solipsistic sh-t.
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