Solitary Bad Santa


when a lonely guy jerks off and (because of the abundance of s-m-n he has built up over the holidays) accidentally spooges all over his chin, thus, giving himself a foamy white beard of j-zz, and looking uncannily like father christmas.
there were so many hot chicks at that holiday party that, later, i ended up pulling a solitary bad santa.

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