Solo Facial
the act of hanging yourself upside down by a rope and then jerking it so you get s-m-n all over your face.
bill: why the long face, jack?
jack: well, my parents came in from georgia today to pay a visit…..
bill: what happened?
jack: i did a solo facial in the bathroom and i couldn’t get down………….
bill: so then what happened?
jack: my wife found me and got me down.
bill: oooooooooooooh… and then what happened?
jack: and then mom and dad walked in…
bill: could it get any worse?
jack: and then my 4 year old son walked in…
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