Soloblumpkin


a s-xual position which consists of a blumpkin except where the one giving the blumpkin f-cks a small, pasty frat boy in the -ss.
tom: i got a soloblumpkin last night.
alex: so you had a good time at the frat party last night?
tom: you could say that 😉

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