solotio
the act of a male performing oral s-x on himself. very difficult for men over 18. older men may require a rib removed, extra vertabrae added, or his p-n-s lengthened. solotio masters are generally loners, often times going weeks with out speaking to anyone. side effects include lock jaw, excess sodium levels, and whiplash.
i don’t go out much now that i’ve learned solotio.
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